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QUOTATIONS: Funny about kids!
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QUOTATIONS: Funny about kids!
by N.A SAGAR Sat Jul 21, 2012 4:20 pm
The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children.
Clarence Darrow
Kids. They're not easy. But there has to be some penalty for sex.
Bill Maher
To be a successful father there's one absolute rule: when you have a kid, don't look at it for the first two years.
[i]Ernest Hemingway
The trouble with children is that they're not returnable.
Quentin Crisp
There are only two things a child will share willingly -- communicable diseases and his mother's age.
Benjamin Spock
I love children, especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away.
Nancy Mitford
We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them
to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut
up.
Phyllis Diller
[/i]t may be that our role on this planet is not to worship God, but to create him.
Arthur C. Clarke
Is man one of God's blunders or is God one of man's blunders?
Friedrich Nietzsche
God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
Voltaire
When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.
Peter OToole
To solve the human equation, we need to add love, subtract hate, multiply good, and divide between truth and error.
Janet Coleman
The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
Andy Rooney
The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life.
George Carlin
If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door.
-- Paul Beatty
In life, it's not who you know that's important, it's how your wife found out.
Joey Adams
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
David Bissonnette
I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me.
Henry Youngman
It's better to have loved and lost than to do forty pounds of laundry a week.
Laurence J. Peter
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
Unknown
If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?
Lily Tomlin
Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock.
John Barrymore
Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.
Robert Frost
A kiss can be a comma, a question mark or an exclamation point. That's basic spelling that every woman ought to know.
Mistinguette
Absence -- that common cure of love.
Miguel De Cervantes
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Clarence Darrow
Kids. They're not easy. But there has to be some penalty for sex.
Bill Maher
To be a successful father there's one absolute rule: when you have a kid, don't look at it for the first two years.
[i]Ernest Hemingway
The trouble with children is that they're not returnable.
Quentin Crisp
There are only two things a child will share willingly -- communicable diseases and his mother's age.
Benjamin Spock
I love children, especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away.
Nancy Mitford
We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them
to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut
up.
Phyllis Diller
[/i]t may be that our role on this planet is not to worship God, but to create him.
Arthur C. Clarke
Is man one of God's blunders or is God one of man's blunders?
Friedrich Nietzsche
God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
Voltaire
When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.
Peter OToole
To solve the human equation, we need to add love, subtract hate, multiply good, and divide between truth and error.
Janet Coleman
The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
Andy Rooney
The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life.
George Carlin
If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door.
-- Paul Beatty
In life, it's not who you know that's important, it's how your wife found out.
Joey Adams
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
David Bissonnette
I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me.
Henry Youngman
It's better to have loved and lost than to do forty pounds of laundry a week.
Laurence J. Peter
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
Unknown
If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?
Lily Tomlin
Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock.
John Barrymore
Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.
Robert Frost
A kiss can be a comma, a question mark or an exclamation point. That's basic spelling that every woman ought to know.
Mistinguette
Absence -- that common cure of love.
Miguel De Cervantes
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