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JOKE WITH ATTITUDE!

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JOKE WITH ATTITUDE!

Post by Naseem Abbas Malik on Sun Jun 03, 2012 3:49 pm

A
stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the
stranger turned to her and said, ‘Let’s talk. I've heard that flights go
quicker if you
strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.'

The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, 'What would you like to talk about?'

'Oh, I don't know,' said the stranger. 'How about nuclear power?' and he smiles.

OK,
' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a
question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff -
grass - . Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a
flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you
suppose that is?'

The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea.'

To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?

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Re: JOKE WITH ATTITUDE!

Post by N.A SAGAR on Fri Jul 06, 2012 5:29 am

Hahahahahahah..... Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
Very nice!

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